The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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