did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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