Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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