i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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