I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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