I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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