I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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