I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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