no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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