I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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