omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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