Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
