I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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