Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You're a waste of cheezeits
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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