just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
