there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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