whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pooping to opera.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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