I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
So. Much. Porn.
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