those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
