Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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