my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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