I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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