Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
only if we run a train.
done.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Shame - the story of my life.
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