well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
