is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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