don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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