? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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