The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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