guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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