He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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