the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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