that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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