S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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