Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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