her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
