I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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