and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
They took my balls.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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