So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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