My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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