how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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