i just wanna soil my oats bro
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So apparently I’m into choking now
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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