Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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