She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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