if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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