new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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