perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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