No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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