just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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