So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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