When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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