You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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