Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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