Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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